There are tigers in the world that are being raised by French bulldogs:
Tiger bitch left her babies; golden retriever is surrogate mama:
THIS IS NOT MY HOUSE. I DO NOT OWN EITHER ANIMAL:
April 11, 2009
January 28, 2009
Water Bears!
Tardigrades are microscopic, water-dwelling, segmented animals with eight little legs. In addition to being extremely cute, tardigrades are polyextremophiles, meaning they can survive in almost any environment, including the vacuum of space.
January 19, 2009
December 24, 2008
December 21, 2008
Giant dog wants to eat kitten!
There is more than a hint of menace in the way the woman behind the camera calls "Brian" every time the dog gets the kitten 90% of the way into its mouth.
Thanks for this, L.
Thanks for this, L.
When cute things attack!
Panda wants jacket! (I love what the panda does with the jacket after he's ripped it to shreds.)
Red panda wants food!
Eagle wants deer!
Squirrel wants deer!
Red panda wants food!
Eagle wants deer!
Squirrel wants deer!
November 30, 2008
The Adventures of Johnny Dirigible, an Exquisite Corpse Story
Written by guests and tenants of 569 Humboldt Street, on Sunday, November 30, 2008:
The red-breasted northern windthrush is separated from other ground dwelling bush birds by their distinctive call and solitary lifestyle.
Aboard the Teignmouth Electron, a brave and mighty schooner, Johnny Dirigible rolled his wheelchair to the starboard rail, flipped his cape back behind his shoulder, and imagined himself a fat flightless wood bird.
The length of his mast and billow of his sails impressed the seabirds and the blind, insane crew. The voyage, his voyage, was his call, and a strong one at that.
Johnny Dirigible looked back at the crew...
and throttled his motorcycle.
“From now on, you will know me as Johnny Desirable, and now you will make offerings to my giant sex talisman, Bonkers.”
With that, Bonkers, a beagle unfortunately stricken with dwarfism and goiters, barked the star-spangled banner, perfectly in synch with the 6/8 time beat created by construction workers pounding their chests and guffawing;
the bonobos returned to their treetops and made sweet love as only primates know how. Then suddenly, in mid-organism a poor ape fell to his death hitting branches and collecting leaves in his fur before he reached the forest floor.
Suddenly Miles awoke from his dream, crushed and twitching “Twas All A Dream!” Except for the falling part, which was rather unfortunate. Falling out the fifth story meant he was alive enough to know he’d soon be dead.
But what is death but a mile-long orgasm?
And how can that be all bad?
He mused on this wildly and donned his wolf penisbone necklace fetish.
Then he waved his cock over the dying embers of the bonfire and said,
“God, if you’re really up there, ding-a-ling your big blue bell for me!”
The red-breasted northern windthrush is separated from other ground dwelling bush birds by their distinctive call and solitary lifestyle.
Aboard the Teignmouth Electron, a brave and mighty schooner, Johnny Dirigible rolled his wheelchair to the starboard rail, flipped his cape back behind his shoulder, and imagined himself a fat flightless wood bird.
The length of his mast and billow of his sails impressed the seabirds and the blind, insane crew. The voyage, his voyage, was his call, and a strong one at that.
Johnny Dirigible looked back at the crew...
and throttled his motorcycle.
“From now on, you will know me as Johnny Desirable, and now you will make offerings to my giant sex talisman, Bonkers.”
With that, Bonkers, a beagle unfortunately stricken with dwarfism and goiters, barked the star-spangled banner, perfectly in synch with the 6/8 time beat created by construction workers pounding their chests and guffawing;
the bonobos returned to their treetops and made sweet love as only primates know how. Then suddenly, in mid-organism a poor ape fell to his death hitting branches and collecting leaves in his fur before he reached the forest floor.
Suddenly Miles awoke from his dream, crushed and twitching “Twas All A Dream!” Except for the falling part, which was rather unfortunate. Falling out the fifth story meant he was alive enough to know he’d soon be dead.
But what is death but a mile-long orgasm?
And how can that be all bad?
He mused on this wildly and donned his wolf penisbone necklace fetish.
Then he waved his cock over the dying embers of the bonfire and said,
“God, if you’re really up there, ding-a-ling your big blue bell for me!”
November 19, 2008
Ruh Roh
Image: Reuters
The news is that Will Smith is attached to a Hollywood remake of the Korean cult revenge drama "Old Boy." The only problem is that I just can't really see how Will Smith's ebullient, irresistible charm will translate to Choi Min-Sik's sober, hate-brimmed poker face. We'll see, though. Will Smith, it's hammer time!
November 18, 2008
Star Trek 11 and Aliens
Firstly, on the internet there is the new trailer for Star Trek XI:
Then, in Indonesia, there are aliens:
Image: Texas A&M
Then, in Indonesia, there are aliens:
Image: Texas A&M
November 16, 2008
Hipsters, Russians, and Dandies: Three web videos featuring the song "Air War" by Crystal Castles
Also, as a special bonus, Crystal Castles is pretty fun when set to the film Tron:
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